Won't you please come inside, and enjoy an exhibit of mine?
I'm that guy that everyone knows who is too smart for their own good. Who takes interest in just about anything and everything but is to lazy to adapt and become great at any one thing.
Crohn's disease, the bane of my existence. Its unceasing erosion of my body is exceptionally tiring. Its like cancer, without the cancer. Yay...
"I have consulted with my most trusted and intelligent of advisers, and I have found that they are all fucking idiots."
"It was kill or be killed, and there was a lot of killin'."
- Marines at Saipan
"Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing."
- Abraham Lincoln.
"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."
- Bill Cosby.
"I thank you, countless generations of Aztecs who died pointlessly at the hands of the Spanish for figuring out chocolate was awesome."
"Float like a butterfly, sting like a pair of 23mm cannons." - Cybernetic Caveman
"If your stabbed in the back, stab them right back. Of course they say eye for an eye makes the whole world blind... but isn't it true that justice is blind?"
"White Goddess, Red Goddess, Black Temptress of the Sea you treat me right."
"You need limes for a Gin and Tonic, because a GnT isn't a GnT without lime, so then its just Tonic Water and Gin."
"Я только знаю, как говорить это предложение и следующий на русском языке. Я не говорю на русском языке."
"The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open."
- Chuck Palahniuk
"So just found a real sweet chick magnet for you"
"But I already have a Jeep"
- My Dad and I on vehicle shopping.
"So I was reading your board of quotes, and I was wondering what kind of awesome thing I'd have to say to get up there."
"In Death Ground, Fight."
- Sun Tzu
"Ultima Ratio Regum"
- Louis XIV of France
"Lámh Ládir an Nachtar!"
"The full measure of a man is
not to be found in the man himself,
but in the colors and textures that
come alive in others because of him."
- Albert Schweitzer
"Fear - jealousy - money - revenge - and protecting someone you love."
- the five important motives for murder.
"Keep close to Nature's heart... and break clear away, once in awhile, and climb a mountain or spend a week in the woods. Wash your spirit clean."
Current Residence: Tennessee, USA
Print preference: If its legible
Favourite genre of music: Music in general - also Melody Gardot.
Favourite photographer: Me, Myself, and You
Favourite style of art: Photography
Operating System: Synapse to Synapse and the Circulatory System
MP3 player of choice: A CD Player attached to a tape deck!!!
Shell of choice: Blue, as it is awesome in Mario Kart.
Wallpaper of choice: Paint looks better also it doesn't peel
Skin of choice:
Favourite cartoon character: Considering I'm a fictional character I guess I would be my favourite cartoon character.
Personal Quote: "Some dare say that I'm a megalomaniac, I have yet to prove them wrong" - Deoradhain